It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!
Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na
A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers’ complaints.
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
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