Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right
now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Girl: con doms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHU TIYA paida na kare....
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body.
I had to go to bed without you....
where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how I … eat an ice cream!
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Roses are red ... Pickles are green ...
I love your legs and whats in between
S e x is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
like samsung (everybody is invited)
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