Kiss Sms
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here & I show u.
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the fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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I have been thinking about you & me..if we were all how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till you feel hot..then give you a sensation when I hit the spot!
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Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss u
Please don't mind.
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His eyes shine through the clouds above,
It is two deep blue oceans I am thinking of.
With graceful eyelashes soft as doves,
Inside them I see reflections of our love.
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My love for you grows more with each passing day
the thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Sy Mera Kya Hoga
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A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues ....
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Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hain ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya
Ek hum hain jo hr miss ko KISS kiya
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A kiss is something you cannot give without taking & cannot take without giving.
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Girl: Is dress ki kya price hai
Shopkeeper: Sirf panch kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: dus kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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Woman: Doc mery lips py infection ho gia hai.
Doc: KISS kitnee baar kartee ho?
Woman: Saal main 1 time!
Doc2r: Infection nahee "ZANG" lag gya hai :)
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Never KISS a female police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 times
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Where should one use perfume?
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed"
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