Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happened to you?
Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
Aila...! U 2
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you've always been
a headache
If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pul them Close togethr
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots..
Scientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.
U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”
Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga,
Angrezi sharab chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha,
Aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!!
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
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